Bitter and Sarcastic

The difference between ignorance, apathy and sarcastic? I don't know, and I couldn't care less. If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
When you check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around your feet, you didn't check out right.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.